Bob Ross is a serial killer
Okay, I love Bob Ross. And to be honest, I do not think Bob Ross is a serial killer. But wouldn't it be fun if Bob Ross was a serial killer and every painting was a place that he hid a victim? Imagine how hard he is laughing now, 25 years after he died, that we never figured it out until now. I mean, he did live in Alaska for many years. Alaska is stunning, has such a little population, and is so huge, that it would just be incredibly perfect and terribly clever. You would just have to give it a standing ovation.
Avril Lavigne is dead
This may be my favorite conspiracy theory ever. I am not sure why. It's a doozy, so here we go. If you do not know who Avril is, what is wrong with you? She was a staple of the 2000s pop culture and the most awesome teen icon at the time. You have heard at least two of her songs and just don't know it, I guarantee. Tons of fans. Anyway, she basically did whatever she wanted, she described herself as a "rock chick," and we were all into it. From 2002 to 2003, Avril was at the height of her career. Super great for her, right. Well, then in 2003, her grandfather passed away. This took a huge toll on Avril because her grandfather was a very significant person in her life. His death sent her down a spiraling hole of depression. The picture above is from a concert in 2003 the night after her grandfather died of cancer. In that show, she dedicated one of her songs, "Tomorrow," to her grandfather. The story goes that Avril was so distraught over her grandfather's passing that she killed herself later that night after the concert. Because Avril was at the peak of her career, and the music industry did not want all that fame and money she was giving them to go away. Now, Avril had a look-a-like named Melissa (something... I think her the last name is Jones...), because she did not really like the typical attention a celebrity gets when they go out in public. Lots of celebrities do this for a variety of reasons, so this was normal. The conspiracy theory is that after Avril ( supposedly) killed herself, her music company gave Melissa some singing lessons to make her sound like Avril, then sent her back into the world as Avril and threw away her identity. This may sound a little far fetched, but then someone started measuring her facial features. Her nose is skinnier than before, her eyebrows were higher on her face than before, her lips are bigger now, and there are lots of other small differences. Then someone checked her voice, which used to be lower, gravely, raspy, and very unique. Now, there is a HUGE difference. Her voice is now more smooth, high-pitched, and feminine. Her handwriting has even changed. You may just think she finished puberty and her face changed, but she was about 17 when this happened. Just the idea that something like that could go unnoticed for so long feels... spooky.
I know that was kind of random and all over the place, but I hope you enjoyed reading and I hope you have a nice day.
Wow, that's intriguing. Never would have thought about that Bob Ross one. Did you make these up?
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You should do another blog on theories. I really liked this one.
ReplyDeleteI liked this work by far. I started to laugh at how America's theories are changing. The next thing will be that black holes are portals to different multiverses. Again Very good writing.
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