Wednesday, November 13, 2019

the least intelligent source of intelligence By Calvin A.


“Se fossi uno scommettitore, vorrei chiedo se la Santa Sede contiene DHMO - dai, che รจ uno scherzo - ottenerlo? Vedere, mare ?? Ehi, Don, io non sono stupido! Sono un papa immaginario. Stiamo parlando di vecchia acqua normale semplice!" Pope Jon XXXVII: Iguana, Mexico on why dhmo should be banned (May 2005)
 “DHMO is a dangerous and deadly chemical that needs to be banned,” says Burgius eetnip, a leading scientist and expert on the topic of chemicals and DHMO. Burgius tests DHMO to find many chemicals, including but not limited to:
Arsenic, Lead, Mercury, Uranium, Radium, Sodium, Carbon, Neon, Sodium, Animal feces,
DHMO is contaminating our water pipes. Also, it’s an addictive chemical, people who abuse narcotics have similar body structures to those who use DHMO, and everyone who drinks it dies eventually. People who have a dependence on it will die if they do not have it. Having too much of it is dangerous. And it causes horrible burns. It is also linked to gun violence, obesity, and mental illness. It is also used in nuclear power plants. Prolonged exposure to its solid form is deadly. And it changing from crystalline form to liquid is why the polar ice caps are shrinking. It is also used in the testing and making of weapons, and prolonged exposure to it in solid form is deadly. It is also highly flammable and reactive. “We use DHMO all the time.” says Ollie Bowers,a nuclear technician. “We need it for the job.”Another quote from Pope Jon XXXVII, “Questi sono i nomi dei miei gatti, anche il DHMO รจ acqua Sono un finto papa.” That’s right folks, even the pope has a problem with this chemical.  It is contaminating the water supply call you water companies about the DHMO contamination and have it banned. It is also a major component of acid rain. It causes rust, if it can destroy a metal pole imagine what it could do to your stomach. Remember to call your water company, senator, and representative about DHMO
Rusted pipes
Rusted pole
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3 comments:

  1. That's gnarly Calvin, love it!

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  2. Thank you, but dhmo is actually water di meaning two h for hydrogen m for mon and o for
    oxygen

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  3. Very clever post Calvin! It clearly shows your voice!

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