SPILLS OF RANDOMNESS #3 - Why Oreos are Better than Chocolate Chip Cookies

They're hard.

They're compound.

They're completely round!

They're crunchy. 

They're creamy.

They're utterly dreamy!

Oreo cookies, by far the best kind of cookie there is! Some might disagree with me, but I'd like to think that that you will agree by the time you're done reading this.

We'll start with the most obvious of reasons: They taste better! Oreo cookies taste so much better than chocolate chip cookies. Think about it, an oreo has two whole cookies made completely of chocolate and a chocolate chip cookie only has a few chocolate chips throughout the whole thing. The rest is this weird batter stuff and, it just tastes awful.

Oreo cookies are also better because you don't have to warm them up for them to taste good. In fact, they wouldn't taste good warm. You're saving energy not warming them up. On the other hand, chocolate chip cookies pretty much need to be warmed up to taste even remotely good. 

Finally, when you have chocolate chip cookies, you can only have one or two of them at a time because they are so big whereas, with Oreos, you can have ten to fifteen at a time because they are smaller. 

I could have gone on and on with these reasons. For example, Chocolate chip cookies is just such a pain to spell out and oreo is just four letters. Oreo cookies are just so much better than chocolate chip ones. I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO STRESS THIS MORE TO YOU!!! Now that I am done, I have at least one more Spills of Randomness reader that thinks Oreos are better than chocolate chip cookies. Or at least I'd better...