Did you know snake oil can make people grow upwards of 4 inches (0.1 m)? There are many benefits of snake oil, it has been shown to cure many diseases such as the common cold, TB, muscle spasms, heart attacks, the flu, a headache, lung problems, cramps, dysentery, the plague, cavities, polio, hair loss, aging, and so much more. It is an effective tool for losing weight as shown by this totally real chart.
It is totally organic, non-addictive, and it has been used for hundreds of years. You can mix it with any drink, though I personally mix it with a cocktail of lead, mercury, and asbestos though.
Well, I will leave you with this, buy my new snake oil.
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